We all lack a filter sometimes, but boyfriends can be specially gifted at saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time.  Here are some awesomely bad lines from readers:

• “Now that you have a job, you can afford a gym membership.”
• “Did you brush your teeth?”
• “I’m so glad you have bigger hips … all the better for birthin.”
• “I was thinking: If something every happened to you, I’d need an alibi.”
• “Make me laugh.”
• “I don’t love you, I never have and I never will.”
• Reader: “It’s so nice to wake up next to you.” Ex-boyfriend: “Why? Isn’t it like being on your own? You’re sleeping anyway.”
• “I always thought you were the female version of me.”
• “No one will love you as much as I do.”

We know you have some good lines in your arsenal. Share ‘em with us! Leave your comments below, and we’ll jump in too.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt does it, we got one of our reporters to do it, and now we want to know: would reality stars vajazzle? We caught up with a bunch of Bravo reality stars on the blue carpet of the net’s upfronts last night, and asked them about their vajazzling preference. You can weigh in, too, by taking our poll.

Destin Pfaff and Rachel Federoff from Millionaire Matchmaker:

Rachel: Yeah, why not.
Destin: As a guy, too complicated. I like it clean and simple, then I’m good to go.

Casey Thompson and Jennifer Carroll from Top Chef (season 3 and 6, respectively):

Casey: What does it consist of? Is it a piercing?
Jennifer: I would do it. Not piercing. But temporary.
Casey: Sounds good to me.

Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis Bellino, Lynne Curtain and Gretchen Rossi:

Alexis: I would not.
Gretchen: You mean they just hang out there? I’m confused. (To Lynne) Good for your husband.
Lynne: Down there? I don’t know about that. I don’t want to choke my husband.
Gretchen: If you’re like doing something in the bedroom, wouldn’t that hurt?
Reporter: It’s on the top, not on the inside.
Lynne: My husband would probably choke.
[All laugh]
Gretchen: We’d have to see the device first to make sure.
Reporter: It’s literally just a temporary tattoo of crystals.
Gretchen: Well, if it’s pretty.
Alexis: See, I love jewels. I love all the bling. But down there, I’m just like, that’s a little hands off.
Lynne: I’ll try anything once.

Real Housewives of Atlanta Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes and Lisa Wu Hartwell:

Nene: I might try it if it didn’t hurt. I don’t have tattoos or piercings, I’m not into that. I would probably try it.
Lisa: A nice little treat for Ed.
Sheree: I’ll try anything once.

Real Housewives of New York’s Jill Zarin:

I don’t even know what it is.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt does it, we got one of our reporters to do it, and now we want to know: would reality stars vajazzle? We caught up with a bunch of Bravo reality stars on the blue carpet of the net’s upfronts last night, and asked them about their vajazzling preference. You can weigh in, too, by taking our poll.

Destin Pfaff and Rachel Federoff from Millionaire Matchmaker:

Rachel: Yeah, why not.
Destin: As a guy, too complicated. I like it clean and simple, then I’m good to go.

Casey Thompson and Jennifer Carroll from Top Chef (season 3 and 6, respectively):

Casey: What does it consist of? Is it a piercing?
Jennifer: I would do it. Not piercing. But temporary.
Casey: Sounds good to me.

Real Housewives of Orange County Alexis Bellino, Lynne Curtain and Gretchen Rossi:

Alexis: I would not.
Gretchen: You mean they just hang out there? I’m confused. (To Lynne) Good for your husband.
Lynne: Down there? I don’t know about that. I don’t want to choke my husband.
Gretchen: If you’re like doing something in the bedroom, wouldn’t that hurt?
Reporter: It’s on the top, not on the inside.
Lynne: My husband would probably choke.
[All laugh]
Gretchen: We’d have to see the device first to make sure.
Reporter: It’s literally just a temporary tattoo of crystals.
Gretchen: Well, if it’s pretty.
Alexis: See, I love jewels. I love all the bling. But down there, I’m just like, that’s a little hands off.
Lynne: I’ll try anything once.

Real Housewives of Atlanta Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes and Lisa Wu Hartwell:

Nene: I might try it if it didn’t hurt. I don’t have tattoos or piercings, I’m not into that. I would probably try it.
Lisa: A nice little treat for Ed.
Sheree: I’ll try anything once.

Real Housewives of New York’s Jill Zarin:

I don’t even know what it is.

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Adam Lambert shot his episode of VH1 Unplugged a little while ago, and Best Week Ever’s Michelle Collins was there to document the experience (the lucky jerk). There’s also a bonus post-show interview, in which we learn that hummus makes Adam gassy. The more you know! [Best Week Ever]

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We ran into power publicist Kelly Cutrone and her minions Robyn Berkley and Emily Bungert (dressed in black, natch) at last night’s Bravo upfront. Since Lindsay Lohan is currently working without a publicist, we thought we’d ask Kelly for some advice for the starlet. Not surprisingly, Kelly had a lot to say on the matter, and it’s not bad advice:

“I actually know her. She’s really nice. I think it is really, really hard to be so beautiful and so little and have so much money and so much power. I don’t know anybody who has been that young and that successful –- Drew Barrymore, there’s a gazillion people –- that haven’t been taken down under the wave of the comments of those things. So I would encourage her to think about the bigger picture and to know that there is going to be a place where she’s welcome and she absolutely has to make mistakes and she’s also brave to take chances and to like retreat, cocoon, chrysalize and rebirth. I don’t think it’s easy…you have to get lashed. You have to get hurt and you have to get burned. And hopefully, she’s going to be one of those kids that ends up like Drew Barrymore. Or Ron Howard. Or all the other people who grew up in the industry and not people like Corey Haim. Or Casey Johnson. Or the other people who were taken down by the vices, the false imprisonment and the false use of power in the industry. It’s not easy. My advice to her would be to breath, relax, appreciate, refocus and remanifest. Look at Robert Downey. He’s a big star now. Everybody’s allowed. If you’re going to go up, you have to be willing to hit the ground.”

(Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

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We ran into power publicist Kelly Cutrone and her minions Robyn Berkley and Emily Bungert (dressed in black, natch) at last night’s Bravo upfront. Since Lindsay Lohan is currently working without a publicist, we thought we’d ask Kelly for some advice for the starlet. Not surprisingly, Kelly had a lot to say on the matter, and it’s not bad advice:

“I actually know her. She’s really nice. I think it is really, really hard to be so beautiful and so little and have so much money and so much power. I don’t know anybody who has been that young and that successful –- Drew Barrymore, there’s a gazillion people –- that haven’t been taken down under the wave of the comments of those things. So I would encourage her to think about the bigger picture and to know that there is going to be a place where she’s welcome and she absolutely has to make mistakes and she’s also brave to take chances and to like retreat, cocoon, chrysalize and rebirth. I don’t think it’s easy…you have to get lashed. You have to get hurt and you have to get burned. And hopefully, she’s going to be one of those kids that ends up like Drew Barrymore. Or Ron Howard. Or all the other people who grew up in the industry and not people like Corey Haim. Or Casey Johnson. Or the other people who were taken down by the vices, the false imprisonment and the false use of power in the industry. It’s not easy. My advice to her would be to breath, relax, appreciate, refocus and remanifest. Look at Robert Downey. He’s a big star now. Everybody’s allowed. If you’re going to go up, you have to be willing to hit the ground.”

(Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

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What Michael Douglas was doing yesterday when the upsetting news broke that Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps has been pushed five months to a September release: Sitting in on his youngest son’s after-school science class in Manhattan. Michael was quiet, possibly ruminating on why — oh why?!?! — Wall Street 2 was delayed amid a a giant publicity blitz that included this here Vanity Fair cover.

So here’s the deal: 20th Century Fox thinks it has Oscar bait on its hands; a September time slot would increase the odds of nabbing a nomination.

Still, this sucks. We want to see this movie. We want to see how Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan stack up against Gordon Gekko.

Are you as pissed as we are? Maybe it’s just us.

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What Michael Douglas was doing yesterday when the upsetting news broke that Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps has been pushed five months to a September release: Sitting in on his youngest son’s after-school science class in Manhattan. Michael was quiet, possibly ruminating on why — oh why?!?! — Wall Street 2 was delayed amid a a giant publicity blitz that included this here Vanity Fair cover.

So here’s the deal: 20th Century Fox thinks it has Oscar bait on its hands; a September time slot would increase the odds of nabbing a nomination.

Still, this sucks. We want to see this movie. We want to see how Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan stack up against Gordon Gekko.

Are you as pissed as we are? Maybe it’s just us.

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Attention, Team Coco: Conan O’Brien has officially announced his much rumored-about live tour. The 30-city jaunt begins on April 12 in Eugene, OR (random), and spans the entire country (with a couple of dates in Canada) before winding down on June 14 in Atlanta. Visit teamcoco.com for a complete list of tour dates.

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Attention, Team Coco: Conan O’Brien has officially announced his much rumored-about live tour. The 30-city jaunt begins on April 12 in Eugene, OR (random), and spans the entire country (with a couple of dates in Canada) before winding down on June 14 in Atlanta. Visit teamcoco.com for a complete list of tour dates.

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